JUNK: Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning
Birthday: March 24, 1976
Nationality: American
Occupation: Athlete (Football)
Best Known For: Super Bowl XLI MVP, Quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts

Peyton Manning is our first JUNK because he just lost the Super Bowl, and we want to rub it in.

But besides that, Peyton Manning is not attractive, has a girls’ name and talks like he never entered a school in his life. Though that could be a result of years and years of getting hit on the football field.

Yes, he is an accomplished football player. But sports accomplishments aren’t everything. Yes, we like a guy who is athletic. But he needs some smarts and some style (see above photo, we think his mother picked the outfit out!). And possibly a better face.

Here is where you are going to argue that he is a quarterback and quarterbacks are smart because they remember plays. Though that may be true, we don’t think this really applies to Peyton. His public speaking makes us think otherwise.

So, sorry Peyton Manning. Not only did you loose the Super Bowl this year, have a girls’ name and your mother picked out your outfit for the above picture, but you are our first JUNK!