Scott Thompson (Better known as Carrot Top)
Birthday: February 25, 1965
Nationality: American
Occupation:Comedian
Best Known For: Prop comedy
Carrot Top is actually the definition of JUNK. You don’t get worse than this ugly, insane, not-funny comic.
We don’t even know where to begin. So we will start with his most obvious, and most disgusting trait: His ginger-itis.
Carrot Top is the biggest ginger alive. His hair is aflame with redness and his sickly pale skin is virtually covered in freckles. Which really might be the grossest thing we’ve ever seen. His hair isn’t even just a light red-brown, it’s honestly fire-starting red. This fire-crotch makes us sick to our stomachs.
Physically, Carrot Top is an anomaly. Whether he is pumping steroids or iron, he is ripped. Though that could be a positive attribute on anyone else, for Carrot Top it is not. He looks a lot like Kathy Griffin on steroids. And put her finger in a ginger-infected light socket.
And typically men who are funny are hot. But again, this does not apply to Carrot Top. Mostly because he is really not funny. Nothing he says is funny. Including his super lame prop comedy.
So, Carrot Top we are pleading with you. Disappear. You aren’t even fit for the second-rate reality TV shows you grace once in awhile.
HUNK or JUNK? 