JUNK: Hanson

Hanson
Occupation: Musicians, boy band
Best Known For: 1997 hit ‘MmmBop’

Sticking with the 90’s boy band theme, we give you the JUNKs of the 90’s: Hanson.

This one-hit wonder boy band sported long hair and girlish voices back then.  Trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, we looked them up now. And they are just as hideous as they were back then. Besides getting really crappy haircuts, they have also made new music. But we haven’t heard any of it. Slightly better than ‘MmmBop,’ but not by much at all. They retained their general girlishness.

In hindsight, we do not understand why ‘MmmBop’ got the attention it did. Or why no one thought these pre-cursors to the Jonas Brothers went with the greasy, hippie-gone-lame look. We also don’t understand why they are still trying. There is only room for one creepy all-brother band in America, and the JoBros have that on lockdown.

So, Hanson, get better haircuts and cut the falsetto crap. You’re officially JUNK’d.